Starting today from 23:00 to 05:00 a laser NASA satellite will measure the temperature of the population (rectally). Please stick your bottom out of the open window towards the stars. Hold an open ID in your right hand.
People: Jesus, give us our bread
Jesus: this is my body
People: Jesus, give us our wine
Jesus: this is my blood
People: Jesus, give us our rice noodles
Jesus: these are my brains