Starting today from 23:00 to 05:00 a laser NASA satellite will measure the temperature of the population (rectally). Please stick your bottom out of the open window towards the stars. Hold an open ID in your right hand.
An A.I. scientist went to God and said triumphantly, “We’ve worked out how to make a man without you.”
God laughed and said, “Okay then, show me. Go ahead…”
So the scientist bent down and picked up a handful of dirt but God stopped him.