As Jesus prepares to be sent down to Earth, God says to him, “since you’re going to be doing me huge favor going down to there as a mortal, I’ll grant you one request while you’re down there.”
Jesus mulls over the offer for a moment while examining his human body. When his eyes stroll over a particular piece of anatomy he suddenly looks up and snaps his finger. “I’ve got it! I wanna be hung like this,” he exclaims beaming with excitement as he throws his hands up and out to the sides.
And on the day of his crucifixion, he was…
History: Fiction or Science? – Chronology Vol. I