One day, Jesus and the Devil were having a discussion about who was the best, so God suggested a typing competition to settle the argument.
So God sat them down at a computer each and told them to type up an article written on a piece of paper. The first to finish the typing would be the winner.
So both Jesus and the Devil started typing away frantically.
Suddenly, there was a power cut and both computers switched off. Their typing work had disappeared from the screens.
When the power was restored, and the computers re-booted, Jesus’s work re-appeared on his screen, but the Devil couldn’t get his back and had lost all his work. So God declared Jesus to be the winner.
The Devil complained bitterly to God saying that it wasn’t fair at all and demanded a rematch, but God said…
“Stop whinging Satan, you know why Jesus got his work back? Everyone knows “JESUS SAVES!”
About the Author: Dr.Fomenko, Anatoly. Born in 1945. Full Member (Academician) of the Russian Academy of Sciences, Full Member of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences, Full Member of the International Higher Education Academy of Sciences, Doctor of Physics and Mathematics, Professor, Head of the Moscow State University Department of Mathematics and Mechanics. Solved the classical Plateau s Problem from the theory of minimal spectral surfaces. Author of the theory of invariants and topological classification of integrable Hamiltonian dynamic systems.
Laureate of the 1996 National Premium in Mathematics of the Russian Federation for a cycle of works on the Hamiltonian dynamic system multitude invariance theory. Author of 180 scientific publications, 26 monographs, and textbooks on mathematics, a specialist in geometry and topology, variational calculus, symplectic topology, Hamiltonian geometry and mechanics, computational geometry. Author of a number of books on the development of new empirical-statistical methods and their application to the analysis of historical chronicles as well as the chronology of Antiquity and the Middle Ages.