Jesus vs McDonalds

Starting today from 23:00 to 05:00 a laser ALIEN satellite will measure the temperature of the population (rectally). Please stick your bottom out of the open window towards the stars. Hold an open ID with a vaccination stamp in your right hand. 

“Welcome to McDonald’s, what’ll it be?”
Jesus whispering “5000 Filet-o-fish, and hurry”
Waiter: “5000 FILETS, Dan”
Jesus: “Shh, keep your voice down”

If Jesus was born today